Assquatch (UNH #71)
Assquatch is a rare printing from Unhinged (UNH #71), a Creature — Donkey. Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis.
Card text
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
Details
| Mana cost | {4}{R} |
|---|---|
| Type | Creature — Donkey |
| Power / Toughness | 3.5 / 3.5 |
| Rarity | Rare |
| Set | Unhinged (UNH) |
| Collector number | 71 |
| Artist | Jeremy Jarvis |
| Released | 2004-11-19 |
Current price
As of 2026-10-18, Scryfall listed this printing at non-foil $2.30, foil $65.00 (USD). Prices change constantly, so check the live price before buying.
Legality
| Standard | Not legal |
|---|---|
| Future Standard | Not legal |
| Historic | Not legal |
| Timeless | Not legal |
| Gladiator | Not legal |
| Pioneer | Not legal |
| Modern | Not legal |
| Legacy | Not legal |
| Pauper | Not legal |
| Vintage | Not legal |
| Penny Dreadful | Not legal |
| Commander | Not legal |
| Oathbreaker | Not legal |
| Standard Brawl | Not legal |
| Brawl | Not legal |
| Competitive Brawl | Not legal |
| Alchemy | Not legal |
| Pauper Commander | Not legal |
| Duel Commander | Not legal |
| Old School | Not legal |
| Premodern | Not legal |
| PrEDH | Not legal |
| TLR | Not legal |
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