Fat Ass (UNH #95)
Fat Ass is a common printing from Unhinged (UNH #95), a Creature — Donkey Shaman. Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis.
Card text
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
Details
| Mana cost | {4}{G} |
|---|---|
| Type | Creature — Donkey Shaman |
| Power / Toughness | 2 / 3.5 |
| Rarity | Common |
| Set | Unhinged (UNH) |
| Collector number | 95 |
| Artist | Jeremy Jarvis |
| Released | 2004-11-19 |
Current price
As of 2026-10-19, Scryfall listed this printing at non-foil $0.40, foil $13.42 (USD). Prices change constantly, so check the live price before buying.
Legality
| Standard | Not legal |
|---|---|
| Future Standard | Not legal |
| Historic | Not legal |
| Timeless | Not legal |
| Gladiator | Not legal |
| Pioneer | Not legal |
| Modern | Not legal |
| Legacy | Not legal |
| Pauper | Not legal |
| Vintage | Not legal |
| Penny Dreadful | Not legal |
| Commander | Not legal |
| Oathbreaker | Not legal |
| Standard Brawl | Not legal |
| Brawl | Not legal |
| Competitive Brawl | Not legal |
| Alchemy | Not legal |
| Pauper Commander | Not legal |
| Duel Commander | Not legal |
| Old School | Not legal |
| Premodern | Not legal |
| PrEDH | Not legal |
| TLR | Not legal |
Keep exploring
Search the MTGBrew card database for more cards, or build a deck with the AI Deck Builder.